Breeders (1997)

1997 | R | Horror, Sci-Fi

User Score: 60/100


An alien travels to Earth on a meteorite and mates with humans to preserve its species and destroy humanity.

Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We’re a real pair!  He’s an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster).  She’s a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave).  You’re eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorization & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis.  May include zombification.  Interested?  Wander down to the local sewers—we’ll be waiting!  (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d’oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).)  —Keith Simanton

About Breeders (1997)

Title: Breeders
Year: 1997
Starring: Todd Jensen, Clifton Lloyd Bryan, Paul Barker, Wendy Cooper, Katie Monroe, Richard Harrington, Miranda Hall, Robert Gwyn Davin, Linsey Tickell, Geraint Morgan, Helena Osbourne, Graham Anderson, John Danks, Amanda Prothero-Thomas, David Artus, Paul Moulton, Phil Bird, Ian Parkinson, Samantha Womack, Laura Howland, Oliver Tobias, Martina McAnee, Kadamba Simmons, Victoria Kearsley, Nigel Harrison, Sarah Callow, Melanie Walters, Debbie Down, Katy Lawrence
Director: Paul Matthews
Score: 1 / 5 stars
Avg. Rating: 3/5 stars from 5 users. Votes: 5.
Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi
MPAA Rating: R

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