Just when you thought it was safe to order the fish….
This time, it’s pathetic….
I think we’re gonna need a bigger budget….
Whatever tagline you choose, it will fit this fish tale that any self-respecting fisherman would throw back. Let’s face facts: "Jaws 3D" is no contender when compared to the original (or even to "Jaws 2").
What it lacks in assets such as script, special effects and believable situations, it makes up for in actors. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Simon MacCorkindale, Lea Thompson…. At one time or another, these actors have been associated with great things (heck, Gossett Jr. won an OSCAR!). Everyone has a dry spell, I guess.
About Jaws 3-D (1983)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, P.H. Moriarty, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr., Melody Gold, Will Knickerbocker, Barbara Quinn, Laurie Thomas, Alonzo Ward, Jackie Kuntarich, Carol Tracy, Cathy Cervenka, Edward Laurie, Laura Tracy, Bess Armstrong, Jane Horner, Holly Lisker, Patrice Wallace, Kathy Jenkins, M.J. Lloyd, Doreen Weese, Steve Mellor, Carl Mazzocone, Jim Wilhelm, John Putch, Ray Meunnich, Ken Olson, Jon Freda, Lea Thompson, Les Alford
Director: Joe Alves