Just when you thought it was safe to order the fish….
This time, it’s pathetic….
I think we’re gonna need a bigger budget….
Whatever tagline you choose, it will fit this fish tale that any self-respecting fisherman would throw back. Let’s face facts: "Jaws 3D" is no contender when compared to the original (or even to "Jaws 2").
What it lacks in assets such as script, special effects and believable situations, it makes up for in actors. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Simon MacCorkindale, Lea Thompson…. At one time or another, these actors have been associated with great things (heck, Gossett Jr. won an OSCAR!). Everyone has a dry spell, I guess.
About Jaws 3-D (1983)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, P.H. Moriarty, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr., Melody Gold, Will Knickerbocker, Barbara Quinn, Cathy Cervenka, Edward Laurie, Carol Tracy, Bess Armstrong, Jane Horner, Holly Lisker, Laura Tracy, Kathy Jenkins, M.J. Lloyd, Patrice Wallace, Steve Mellor, Carl Mazzocone, Doreen Weese, John Putch, Ray Meunnich, Ken Olson, Jim Wilhelm, Lea Thompson, Les Alford, Ronnie Parks, Jon Freda, Dan Blasko, Gary Anstaett
Director: Joe Alves