Just when you thought it was safe to order the fish….
This time, it’s pathetic….
I think we’re gonna need a bigger budget….
Whatever tagline you choose, it will fit this fish tale that any self-respecting fisherman would throw back. Let’s face facts: "Jaws 3D" is no contender when compared to the original (or even to "Jaws 2").
What it lacks in assets such as script, special effects and believable situations, it makes up for in actors. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Simon MacCorkindale, Lea Thompson…. At one time or another, these actors have been associated with great things (heck, Gossett Jr. won an OSCAR!). Everyone has a dry spell, I guess.
About Jaws 3-D (1983)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett Jr., P.H. Moriarty, Simon MacCorkindale, Melody Gold, Will Knickerbocker, Barbara Quinn, Alonzo Ward, Edward Laurie, Carol Tracy, Cathy Cervenka, Holly Lisker, Laura Tracy, Jane Horner, M.J. Lloyd, Patrice Wallace, Bess Armstrong, Kathy Jenkins, Carl Mazzocone, Doreen Weese, Steve Mellor, Ken Olson, Jim Wilhelm, John Putch, Ray Meunnich, Ronnie Parks, Jon Freda, Lea Thompson, Les Alford, Al Pipkin
Director: Joe Alves