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Title: Simon Says (2009)
Format: DVD
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Starring: Bruce Glover, Crispin Glover, Ernie Lively, Lori Lively, and Robyn Lively
Director: William Dear
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 86 minutes
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Review of Simon Says

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Comments for Simon Says

• Posted on 2009-10-09
  Disappointing
  
  I am still new to the horror movie genre, and maybe I'm a noob at this. But, seriously the movie is nowhere near good. Crispin Glover does what he does best, I can recognize his psychotic face from a mile away and still run like hell. But, the story line and the graphics quality was disappointing. The first few minutes watching the movie I thought "This is not going to go well" but then I realize the name Blake Lively on the cover and was relieved. "Thank goodness" I said, but then I sat through the whole movie only to see Blake enter 5 minutes in the end saying a few lines, looking hot as usual, and capiche. End of movie.
  
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• Posted on 2009-09-24
  One of The Over The Top Movies Since HATCHET
  
  Crispin Glover (FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER, EPIC MOVIE, BACK TO THE FUTURE), Margo Harshman (SORORITY ROW, EVEN STEVENS, FIRED UP!) and Blake Lively (THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 1 & 2, GOSSIP GIRL, ACCEPTED) star in this violently, gory horror movie by William Dear. This movie is full of great killing scenes but it is a cliche horror movie, but still fun. Crispin Glover is such a sketch and Margo Harshman and Blake Lively are so damn hot! I give this movie a 999 out of 5 star rating.
  
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• Posted on 2009-09-20
  I had fun with it...
  
  If only there was more low budget horror flicks that could deliver like this one... Cheesy, Campy, and Crispin Glover... All in all this film was a riot, for anyone who enjoys a little humor in their horror this one's a MUST.
  
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• Posted on 2009-09-05
  Not worth it.
  
  I like Crispin Glover and i am a huge horror and genre fan, but this movie was weak, really weak. I like movies sometimes that are bad, because they are bad in a way that is funny or even enjoyable. This was a movie that was bad and after it was over I say "I just wasted an hour and a half (or however long it was) of my life on this crap!"
  
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• Posted on 2009-08-14
  Simon Says: Bloodbath
  
  Simon Says is a slasher movie along the lines of Wrong Turn and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, only it has a slap happy Crispin Glover standing in for the cannibals. There's also a lot of dark comedy bits in this one. And one scene reminded me of a scene from Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives, you know where people playing paint ball start getting killed off one by one. Oh, yeah, this movie is gory. If you're tired of PG-13 horror or horror that plays it straight, then give Simon Says a chance. You might just be entertained like I was.
  
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