Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) (2013) Movie Review

Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) (2013)

2013 | PG-13 | Comedy
86 minutes /

User Score: 37/100

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Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) Review

Synopsis:

A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

I so don’t like Scary Movie 5, it is so cheesy, boring, mediocre, and the list goes on. Maybe it is not my type of movie, but I could not even pay attention to the whole movie because it was so not interesting. I was yawning and felt so sleepy during this movie. It is a waste of money, and if it is on T.V, then it is a waste of time. When is this Scary Movie thing every year going to end? Director Malcolm D. Lee needs to call it quits on Scary Movie every year or continue but get the Wayans brothers to act in it again.

Scary Movie 5 is supposed to be a comedy making fun of other movies, but this is so far from it mainly because I could not find a single thing to laugh about. I am not sure what to say about this movie, ahh, there was some home appliances that was having a party by the poolside, a housekeeper who cuts a chicken and sprays blood all over the house, kids who are adopted and bring a demonic mother spirit with them to the new family.

Heather Locklear, Darrell Hammond, Usher, and Molly Shannon appeared in Scary Movie 5 for about a minute or less, and it did not help the movie at all because, in my opinion, it bombed. The movie also had Mike Tyson, Snoop Dogg, Tyler Perry (Madea), Charlie Sheen, Ashley Tisdale (Jody), Simon Rex (Dan), Erica Ash (Kendra Brooks), Lindsay Lohan and some other actor and actresses that I could care less to mention.

I have nothing else to say about this movie except that I would have given it a one but that’s just mean.


About Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) (2013)

Title: Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5)
Original Title: Scary MoVie, Scary Movie V
AKA: Scary Movie 5
Year: 2013
Runtime: 86 minutes
Type: Movie
Genre: Comedy
Reviewer:
Score: 1.5 / 5 stars
Published:
Avg. Rating: 1.8/5 stars from 19 users.
Total Avg. Votes: 19
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Starring: Rory Healy, Jeff Glover, King, Kathy Walton, J.P. Manoux, Michael Jaegers, Molly Shannon, Andrew R. Kaplan, Angela Kerecz, Clayton Landey, Kate Walsh, Jeff Matthew Glover, Kathy Walton Pulley, Simon Rex, Josh Turner, Michael J. Walker, Memi West, Katrina Bowden, Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci, Kendrick Cross, Elizabeth Davidovich, Sarah Hyland, Heather Locklear, Jerry O'Connell, Ken Melde, Noëlle Renée Bercy, Abigail Jackson, Erica Ash, Joel Rogers, Dianne Starkey
Writers: David Zucker, Pat Proft
Director: David Zucker, Malcolm D. Lee

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