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Title: Galactic Gigolo (2004)
Format: DVD
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Starring: LeeAnne Baker, Carmine Capobianco, Michael Citriniti, Cassandra Cole, and Ruth Collins
Director: Not available
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 80 minutes
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Review of Galactic Gigolo

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Comments for Galactic Gigolo

• Posted on 2009-05-03
  Bad quality vide
  
  This movie is either a satire of bad movies or one of the worst movies ever made.
  If the video quality was better it was be more watchable.
  It looks like it was copied of of a laser disk.
  If you enjoy over done satire you will enjoy this movie. It doesn't play well on large screens as the pixelation becomes very obvious
  
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• Posted on 2001-08-28
  Great!
  
  Ok. This is a wonderful terrible movie. Porn fans will think the star of this movie looks like Ron Jeremy. Anyway, this film falls apart so terrible at the end you can tell that there wasn't any money at the end of the production. Which leads to lots of running around with ridiculous chases. An alien wins a trip to the horniest place in the universe, which happens to be in the northeast, and stirs up trouble with humans who want to kill him. His enemies include: a terribly cast Italian mob crew and a band of Jewish rednecks. The Jewish rednecks are worth the purchase alone. Anyway, if you like bad movies, you will love this.
  
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• Posted on 2000-09-02
  Wisconsin Cheese-Heads Need Not Watch!
  
  I went back and watched it a second time (and it was even better on the repeat). This sour grapes girl from Wisconsin (oh yeah, Madison is the PC capital of the world) just doesn't know much about what makes a movie funny. By the way, her watch is broken because I clocked planty of naked T&A time. This movie rocks!
  
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• Posted on 2000-06-25
  Worst movie I've ever seen
  
  I apologize to the people who made this movie, but it is really the most moronic, crude, and vile piece of garbage I've ever had the misfortune of being dumb enough to watch. "Galactic Gigolo" cannot be enjoyed on any kind of "camp value" level. It is not "so bad, it's good." It is so bad, it's really, really, really bad, stupid, and repulsive. Somebody on the IMDb has the same opinion, and I just feel the need to back him up here because I hated this movie so much, and I don't understand how anybody could say they enjoyed it unless they have an I.Q. lower than a vegetable's or are pals with the director. I could lie, and tell you it was great, and to go see it right away, just because misery loves company, but I'm not that petty. If I could give it no stars, I would. By the way, I think there's maybe like three seconds of T&A, so don't bother if that's what you're after. This movie relies on its "comedy", which no amount of naked women could possibly redeem anyway.
  
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• Posted on 1999-11-20
  Carmine ROCKS!
  
  Hi! I have been a regular guest on Carmine's t.v. talk show! He is the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet! I think it's awesome that the 'Gigolo' has a scene that takes place at the former Valley Drive-In! I am CEO of Drive-International, and we are INTERNATIONAL Drive-In Preservationists! Carmine is a first-class gentleman!
  
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