Just when you thought it was safe to order the fish….
This time, it’s pathetic….
I think we’re gonna need a bigger budget….
Whatever tagline you choose, it will fit this fish tale that any self-respecting fisherman would throw back. Let’s face facts: "Jaws 3D" is no contender when compared to the original (or even to "Jaws 2").
What it lacks in assets such as script, special effects and believable situations, it makes up for in actors. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Simon MacCorkindale, Lea Thompson…. At one time or another, these actors have been associated with great things (heck, Gossett Jr. won an OSCAR!). Everyone has a dry spell, I guess.
About Jaws 3-D (1983)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett Jr., Will Knickerbocker, Barbara Quinn, P.H. Moriarty, Simon MacCorkindale, Melody Gold, P.T. Horn, John Gaffey, Tamie Steinke, John Edson, Joe Gilbert, Daniel Stewart, Kaye Stevens, Roxie Stice, Rich Valliere, Jackie Kuntarich, Laurie Thomas, Alonzo Ward, Edward Laurie, Carol Tracy, Cathy Cervenka, Holly Lisker, Laura Tracy, Jane Horner, M.J. Lloyd, Patrice Wallace, Kathy Jenkins, Carl Mazzocone, Doreen Weese
Director: Joe Alves