Just when you thought it was safe to order the fish….
This time, it’s pathetic….
I think we’re gonna need a bigger budget….
Whatever tagline you choose, it will fit this fish tale that any self-respecting fisherman would throw back. Let’s face facts: "Jaws 3D" is no contender when compared to the original (or even to "Jaws 2").
What it lacks in assets such as script, special effects and believable situations, it makes up for in actors. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Simon MacCorkindale, Lea Thompson…. At one time or another, these actors have been associated with great things (heck, Gossett Jr. won an OSCAR!). Everyone has a dry spell, I guess.
About Jaws 3-D (1983)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett Jr., Will Knickerbocker, Barbara Quinn, P.H. Moriarty, Simon MacCorkindale, Melody Gold, Daniel Stewart, John Edson, Joe Gilbert, Roxie Stice, Kaye Stevens, Laurie Thomas, Rich Valliere, Jackie Kuntarich, Edward Laurie, Carol Tracy, Alonzo Ward, Holly Lisker, Laura Tracy, Cathy Cervenka, M.J. Lloyd, Patrice Wallace, Jane Horner, Carl Mazzocone, Doreen Weese, Bess Armstrong, Kathy Jenkins, Ken Olson, Jim Wilhelm
Director: Joe Alves