Suck (2009) Movie Review

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Suck (2009)

2009 | R | Horror, Comedy, Music
91 minutes / 1h 31min

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Suck Plot Synopsis:

In Montreal, Joey is the lead singer of the struggling band "The Winners", composed by the sexy bass singer Jennifer, the guitarist Tyler, the drummer Sam and the handyman Hugo. Their incompetent and alcoholic manager Jeff is incapable to help them to reach success and they are on the road on tour playing in clubs and bars in Canada and United States of America. After a show in a bar in Montreal, Jennifer, who is also the Joey's former girlfriend, leaves the place with the creepy Queeny, who is a vampire, and they spend the night together. On the next morning, Jennifer does not meet the band and they travel in their hearse to participate in a rock 'n' roll show without her. In the last moment, Jennifer arrives with a different appearance and on the next day they find that their home page had had several hits, all of them with good reviews and compliments to Jennifer. They become famous and Jennifer great audiences to the shows of "The Winners" and one by one, the musicians are turned into vampires but the reluctant Joey. "The Winners" become successful and Joey has a dream where he meets the bartender (Alice Cooper) of their show in Montreal in a crossroad and the man tells that he needs to decide whether he wants to be a winner or a loser. Meanwhile the vampire hunter Eddie Van Helsing is hunting the vampire queen and tracking "The Winners" in their shows.

Suck (2009) Review

Rob Stefaniuk directed Suck (2009) is a vampire film in the following genres: horror comedy music. This movie is based on a rock ‘n’ roll band who gets mixed up with vampires.

Suck features some big names as cameos like Malcolm McDowell, Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, and Iggy Pop along with the cast including Rob Stefaniuk, Jessica Pare, and Paul Anthony.

The acting was mostly good with the odd actor appearing a little wonky at times. I watched this film expecting very little and just enjoying it for what it was. The comedy was there at times, and a found myself chuckling a good bit. Keeping everything spoiler free, watch the film on a rainy day or late night to pass the time.

I saw Suck (2009), and I really liked the makeup, made the characters pop off the screen. The vampires look okay, some better than others. The plot of the story was very average and uninteresting on my part. If it were not a late night movie, I would have probably taken it off, but if you watch it as I did, Suck was okay. I would not recommend this vampire movie to horror fans nor would I look at it again.

  • Suck Rating Scores
  • Our Score: 6
  • Overall Score: 5.71
  • IMDB: 6.1
  • Rotten Tomatoes: 5.0

About Suck 2009

Title: Suck
Year: 2009
Runtime: 91 minutes
Type: Movie
Genre: Horror, Comedy, Music
Reviewer: Score: 3 / 5 stars Avg. Rating: 2.85/5 stars from 4,033 users.
Total Avg. Votes: 4,033 MPAA Rating: R
Suck Cast Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Paul Anthony, Henry Rollins, Joe Pingue, Alice Cooper, Chris Ratz, Dave Foley, Thalia Stefaniuk, Barbara Mamabolo, Mike Lobel, Nicole de Boer, Alex Lifeson, Carole Pope, Calico Cooper, Danny Smith, Adam Kenneth Wilson, Anand Rajaram, Chris Barry, Iggy Pop, Rico Scuotto, Janson Aslin, Caleigh Barker, Jessica ParĂ©, Rob Stefaniuk, Jessica Paré, Moby, Dimitri Coats
Suck Writers: NA
Suck Director: Rob Stefaniuk
Production: Independent Films
Language: English
Country: Canada