Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) (2013)
Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) Plot Synopsis:Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.
Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) (2013) Review
I so don’t like Scary Movie 5, it is so cheesy, boring, mediocre, and the list goes on. Maybe it is not my type of movie, but I could not even pay attention to the whole movie because it was so not interesting. I was yawning and felt so sleepy during this movie. It is a waste of money, and if it is on T.V, then it is a waste of time. When is this Scary Movie thing every year going to end? Director Malcolm D. Lee needs to call it quits on Scary Movie every year or continue but get the Wayans brothers to act in it again.
Scary Movie 5 is supposed to be a comedy making fun of other movies, but this is so far from it mainly because I could not find a single thing to laugh about. I am not sure what to say about this movie, ahh, there was some home appliances that was having a party by the poolside, a housekeeper who cuts a chicken and sprays blood all over the house, kids who are adopted and bring a demonic mother spirit with them to the new family.
Heather Locklear, Darrell Hammond, Usher, and Molly Shannon appeared in Scary Movie 5 for about a minute or less, and it did not help the movie at all because, in my opinion, it bombed. The movie also had Mike Tyson, Snoop Dogg, Tyler Perry (Madea), Charlie Sheen, Ashley Tisdale (Jody), Simon Rex (Dan), Erica Ash (Kendra Brooks), Lindsay Lohan and some other actor and actresses that I could care less to mention.
I have nothing else to say about this movie except that I would have given it a one but that’s just mean.
- Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) Rating Scores
- Our Score: 3
- Overall Score: 2.13
- IMDB: 3.5
- MetaCritic: 1.1
- Rotten Tomatoes: 0.4
AKA: Scary Movie 5
Runtime: 86 minutes
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Total Avg. Votes: 58,072
Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) Writers: David Zucker, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans
Scary Movie (Scary Movie 5) Director: David Zucker, Malcolm D. Lee
Box Office: $32,014,289
Production: The Weinstein Company
Language: English, Spanish, Latin