The Human Centipede III (2015)
The Human Centipede III Plot Synopsis:Bully prison warden Bill Boss, leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor. He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.
The Human Centipede III (2015) Review
The Human Centipede III (2015) is an American-Dutch satirical body horror film that is the third and final installment in Six’s Human Centipede trilogy. Writer and director Tom Six (The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009), The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011), I Love Dries (2008)) failed in every possible way to make this movie watchable. The film contains sexual content/references, brief nudity of someone’s buttocks, extreme violence, and bad language.
Psychotic prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser - The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009), The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (1975), John Glueckstadt (1975)) is seen watching the ending of The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) with his accountant Dwight. We then saw Bill’s assistant Daisy (Bree Olson - Comedy (2015), Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds (2009), Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant (2008)) massaging his feet only to be sexually assaulted seconds later by Bill. Bill and Dwight Butler (Laurence R. Harvey - The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011), Call Girl (2014), The Editor (2014)) was interrupted by a phone call about an inmate stabbing an officer. Bill decides the best punishment for the inmate Inmate 178 (Tommy ‘Tiny’ Lister - The Fifth Element (1997), The Dark Knight (2008), Jackie Brown (1997), Friday (1995)) is to snap his fingers until the bones are exposed - carnal and mind boggling.
The next scene had me regretting watching this film as Bill receives a mysterious package containing a jar of dried African clitorises. Bill eats the dried clitorises to gain strength. I thought what Bill did to the previous inmate was wrong but what he did to the next inmate was painful to watch as he disfigured him with boiling water. This movie is plain out sick and should be banished. Bill and Dwight were ordered to get their acts together, or they will be fired, so they decide to do a mass castration of the inmates leading us to see him eating one of the inmates cooked testicles. Well, we all know this was coming, and that is the duo suturing the prisoner’s mouth to anus leading them to form a giant human centipede.
The Human Centipede III was a disaster from the beginning to the end, and I was overwhelmed with joy when it was finished. The movie was a pain in the bottom to watch as it was all over the place with a slow pace and contains nasty events that make some viewers gag. Movies like this should not be done because it is just wrong. Females were being taken advantage of in several different ways in this film and authorities was taking advantage of their positions. The screenplay, actors, special effects, sound, cinematography, makeup and every single thing about this movie was horrible resulting in a score of zero/one.
- The Human Centipede III Rating Scores
- Our Score: 1
- Overall Score: 1.46
- IMDB: 2.8
- MetaCritic: 0.5
- Rotten Tomatoes: 1.8
Runtime: 102 minutes
Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi, Comedy, Crime
Total Avg. Votes: 11,674 MPAA Rating: R
The Human Centipede III Writers: NA
The Human Centipede III Director: Tom Six
Box Office: $470
Production: IFC Films