John Dies at the End (2012) Movie Review


John Dies at the End (2012)

2012 | R | Horror, Sci-Fi, Comedy
99 minutes /

User Score: 77/100

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John Dies at the End Review


A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return as no longer human. Can two college dropouts save humankind from this silent, otherworldly invasion?

John Dies at the End (2012) is an American dark comedy fantasy science fiction thriller horror movie that was made in Lomita, California, USA. Director and co-writer Don Coscarelli (Phantasm (1979), Bubba Ho-Tep (2002), The Beastmaster (1982)) made me think this movie was not something I wanted to see within the first few minutes. I am so happy I stuck through it because I was treated to a wonderfully made movie by an artistic director. John Dies at the End contains sexual content, nudity, time travel, violence, lots of decapitated bodies, twists, bad language, exploding monsters, lots of laughters and a lot of surprises.

David “Dave” Wong (Chase Williamson - Sparks (2013), Mall Madness (2010), The Guest (2014)) wonders if the axe he uses to cut a zombie’s head off is the very same axe that had it’s handles, and head replaced. Dave visits a restaurant to meet with reporter Arnie Blondestone (Paul Giamatti - Saving Private Ryan (1998), The Illusionist (2006), Sideways (2004)) to tell him his story of having psychic powers. Dave tells Arnie the story of how him and his friend John Cheese (Rob Mayes - Ice Castles (2010), The American Mall (2008), Enough Said (2013)) helped a woman that was tormented by her boyfriend who is dead. He then goes on to tell Arnie how the female explodes into several snakes and then forms into a monster that is made of frozen meat. Arnie was weirded out and did not believe Dave. Dave tells him about how the monster wanted to fight with infomercial physic Dr. Albert Marconi (Clancy Brown - Highlander (1986), Starship Troopers (1997), The Shawshank Redemption (1994)) because Albert destroyed him over the phone. Dave saw that Arnie did not believe him, and he then decided to tell Arnie about the last dream that Arnie had. The movie expands from here, but you will have to watch the movie to see where it goes because there are no spoilers here.

This movie was a treat, and I am looking forward to seeing more movies from Don Coscarelli. He is an amazing, quirky director. Warning - if you are going to see this movie then please have an open mind and do not take it too seriously or else you will not enjoy it - it is a dark comedy so let loose and enjoy. The special effects were good; actors did a phenomenal job with their parts and the background scenes were awesome.

About John Dies at the End 2012

Title: John Dies at the End
Original Title: Dave's Story
Year: 2012
Runtime: 99 minutes
Type: Movie
Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi, Comedy
Score: 3.5 / 5 stars
Avg. Rating: 3.8/5 stars from 26 users.
Total Avg. Votes: 26
MPAA Rating: R
Starring: Doug Jones, Daniel Roebuck, Angus Scrimm, Clancy Brown, Kevin Michael Richardson, David Hill, Chase Williamson, Fabianne Therese, Paul Giamatti, Jonny Weston, Glynn Turman, Ethan Erickson, Kim Robert Koscki, D.T. Carney, Jimmy Wong, Steve Crest, Chuck Williams, Brett Wagner, Kathleen Hartman, Cesare Gagliardoni, Bob Ivy, Aidan Kassel, Daniel Schweiger, Andrew Coscarelli, Tai Bennett, Aaron Godfred, Tennessee Hamilton, Mike Mangan, Michael Q. Schmidt, Archie Archambo
Writers: Don Coscarelli, David Wong
Director: Don Coscarelli

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